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April 29th, 2008

02:54 pm: Spam -> Poetry 2
"Cobra"
Adapted from spam sent to me by a Mister Manno McComb.


Ahn nyeong,
Inncrease Sexual EEnergy and Pleasuure!

And i dont jump at him all of a sudden,
and risk with a little strong vinegar,
make little balls, stop her.

Many apologies,
'ses de hipperkrit for they had fallen in love with each other.
They me up, i say.'
he began to sing and trickseywee with fish.

Just the same, he remembered about old man
that pottered about the house all day
but you say he is innocent.

are you certain of she was.
She must go on.
She went on.

she mounted holiday in a year, if no one fell sick,
and we all they had rrived by now at the ruined castle,
fainted,
and dropped again in a deeper swoon than made right.

When's your father coming home?
I to him, which affords as fair an example
as can laughed at his bewildered face,
and then began.

ismgonjddcaaaiedbp.

April 25th, 2008

04:10 pm: Spam -> Poetry
"Nimbus"
Adapted from spam sent to me by a Mister Deglandon Friis.


Salve,

IIncrease Sexual Eneergy and Plleasure!
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Filled with wrath, began to destroy thy ranks,
a sudden unstringing of the bow,
that he heard delighted in battle,
that son of pandu is protected bacon.

The girl sat down,
and with the greatest in the fierce battle of old between the celestials
legal, as the certificate showed, and mr. Parsons,
and addicted to fighting.
Then all people, harassed the west indies,
and other countries.

The currency of the senses.557 thus
the living creature is, fair of, gurney, hudson, his paper
on the bayeux the fire, and smoke.

Sidenote: nabide a spartayne bow.
And a dreadful river of blood began to flow
and the king of the frogs obtaining the leave with success
who hath won his friends by gifts, of indigestion,
denied the possibility of movement..

ismgonjddcaaaiedbp.

April 14th, 2008

02:52 pm: poll - best resource (most precious resource)


best resource (most precious resource)


our children
fossil fuels
gold
processing power
resourcefullness (being resourceful)
trees
those starcraft crystals
your local library
elders
oracles
water
time
women
rare spices
You have the most precious resource of all: the ability to save a life by donating blood!
human resources (humans)
human resources (the department)




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February 19th, 2008

11:48 am: yeah, in know 3rd is depth. but still: 3rd.


best dimension


height
width
depth
time
HYPERSPACE
THE EIGHTH DIMENSION
3rd
the human heart (or: love)





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The space vs. time results:


Space v Time
  A spaceship with which you can explore the universe in its entirety 58.82 % (10)
  A time machine which is fixed in space but can move through all of time 41.18 % (7)
Total votes:
17







February 15th, 2008

01:01 pm: classic choice


Space v Time


A spaceship with which you can explore the universe in its entirety
A time machine which is fixed in space but can move through all of time




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June 11th, 2007

11:31 am: being undead: worse than europe
I dreamt of living in a society of undead (zombies, specifically). It was challenging in many ways, but the biggest problem of all was finding living-to-dead power adapters. The living controlled the entire electronics industry, so if I wanted to plug my living-made computer into my undead outlet, I needed that adapter.

May 25th, 2007

02:15 pm: tubby the tuba - finally, insight into its creation
I'm an idiot. And being an idiot, I do idiotic things like this from time to time. Sometimes I even get some of my idiot friends to help me, as was the case in this instance. What's most sad to me is how much effort this took.

Embedded below is the first ten minutes. For the rest, go here.



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May 22nd, 2007

02:29 pm: Look to Melton!

For perverts and nature lovers alike!


March 15th, 2007

11:26 am: another hot topic
best set of dice to buy at a price of $1000
a set hewn from the bones of a mighty dinosaur, one of the dinosaurs which ruled the earth some 60 million years ago
a set forged from meteoric iron that has hurtled through the cosmos since the dawn of time itself before crashing to earth's welcoming bosom
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